Just in case...

Just in case you read this blog and got the impression that I have a clue as to what I am doing...

Just in case you think I am able to accomplish anything because I have a self-sufficient child who plays by himself...

Just in case you think that I am not learning something every single day...

I wanted you to know that-

I bribed my child to not fuss in the stroller while I went for a jog with a lollipop (in his right hand) and then left him to nap in said stroller after he fell asleep before we got home (inside, but still!)

These really dirty shoes are what I wear almost every day...and, no, I do not run almost every day (or even every other day...) And running is offended by me refering to what I do as running...

Oh look...I am such a good mom! Letting my son be free and expressive in his finger painting...but wait! You should see how expressive and free he is below that green shirt...Yep, he is not wearing pants. Ever. My child is a partial nudest...


I got these napkins finished for my shop while my son climbed all over me...again, completely naked from the waist down...fabulous...

I wanted you all to know the truth, you know...just in case!